And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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