Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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