Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
