But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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