she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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