we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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