Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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