windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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