Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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