I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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