windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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