I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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