We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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