he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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