He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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