I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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