Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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