It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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