apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
should my penis look like a turkey
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Randomize
