I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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