did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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