he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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