i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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