I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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