After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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