My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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