GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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