Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
