I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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