i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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