i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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