Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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