I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Terrible idea I love it
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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