At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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