remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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