its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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