Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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