i don't plan on having that self control this summer
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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