please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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