OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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