Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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