i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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