question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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