home. puking in laundry basket.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
