listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
zippers are such a cool invention
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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