She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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