im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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