Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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