just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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