Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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