sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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