can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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