I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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