So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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