Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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