Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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