I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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