Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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