Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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